I remember being particularly proud of my creative spell usage, turning my telepathic abilities to Unbreakable style psychometry during an investigation. My character was based on the old dude from Gremlins, and I was scrupulously polite to all the world’s NPCs despite my the ludicrous power level. I put in the hours to learn about psionic fisting, relying on some size-altering shenanigans to flurry of blows at colossal size. “With all us experienced players to help out, there’s no way that piloting a 20th-level PC will consume your life force.”Īnd honestly you guys? I was motivated. “We’ll help you build your character,” they said. “This is going to be an epic 3.5 campaign,” they said. I was well and truly noob you guys, but I had been thrown into the deep end. I thought that Vampire: The Masquerade was the hot new thing, and I worried that owning three sets of dice might be a bit extravagant. I couldn’t have told you the difference between an OSR and a BAB. It was so long ago in fact that I’d never even heard of Pathfinder. Many years have passed since I last had to pull the plug on a game. But as the dust settles on this Unhallowed Rite, let’s turn our collective attention toward the real issue here: Knowing when to quit an unhealthy campaign. So while I’m unsure what kind of leverage Demon Queen has on Antipaladin, no early termination fee could be too high!Īnyhow, I guess this means that Paladin and Antipaladin both have some job hunting to do.

Well the Titanic was supposed to be unsinkable too, you guys. “With all these extra magical foci, there’s no way the ritual will go wild and consume your puppy’s life force.”

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